I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I cockslap morals
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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