Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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