I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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