no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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