Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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