Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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