If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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