im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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