I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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