...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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