This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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