is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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