dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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