The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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