The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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