i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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