Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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