Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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