Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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