I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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