Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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