PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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