i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
