So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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