this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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