In the future we'll all be gay
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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