Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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