I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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