i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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