You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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