If i come over, it means nothing
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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