He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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