i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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