before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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