he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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