I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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