Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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