Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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