I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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