I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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