theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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