belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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