miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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