PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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