STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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