We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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