I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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