He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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