Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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