i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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