We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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