You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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