And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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