I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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