guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm at about main and main street
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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