Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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