My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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