I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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