I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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